Waiting in line at JC Penney the other day I witnessed an interesting conversation between Uri and an 80ish year old woman. It went kinda like this:

80 lady: Is Santa coming to your house this year?

Uri: (without hesitation or cracking a smile) Santa is dead.

80 lady: What’d he say?

grandma: Oh, nothing…..

80 lady: Do you have any presents under your tree?

Uri: Do you have any presents under your tree?

80 lady: No, no one has brought any presents over to me.

Uri: Is that cuz you’re so old?